You have just got home from a night in the pub with your mates still laughing like a hyena. It’s always great when you catch up once a month and enjoy your beers with some tucker and hear about each other is getting on, while also discussing vital matters such as the upcoming weekend’s footy.
There are always a few laughs along the way, and you soon dispel the notion that it’s only the Sheila’s that gossip. But tonight, well you couldn’t believe it when one of your gang, decided that he and his wife had decided to experiment with sex toys.
Nobody could believe it at first, but you know what they say about the quiet ones. And you know for a fact that you’re not the only one who found it initially hilarious before you put your brain into gear. Now you’re scouring the website to see what you can surprise your girl with, when she heads round tomorrow for what she expects to be a quiet meal when you suggest that you also make some online purchases.
Your nocturnal activities have gone off the boil of late, so this could be just the opportunity you are looking for to put some oomph back into the bedroom rather than snores.
As she has some nice things that she wears in your special room, how about you suggest something that might get you both going. Maybe some leather or vinyl lingerie, or panties and G strings, to revive that bounce that will quickly help you to raise more than a smile.
How about some costumes to get you both going. You must admit you would love to help her out of her French maid four piece, or being arrested by your hottie wearing a dream lieutenant sexy police costume. Hey, what about you wanting to examine her in a doctor’s outfit. That might even encourage you to perform to a new level.
That police outfit can be ordered with handcuffs, so you might dare to ask her to have a go at bondage. At least if she’s cranky, she can sulk while you go and get another stubby. An over the door sex swing might be pushing it just yet, but never say never as your minds open to the possibilities of exciting action between the pair of you that you have never previously thought of.
She’s been hinting that she wants you to give her a ring for long enough, so why not see if a vibrating cock ring will do to begin with, to help her reach heaven. You think that a G-Spot stimulator might be just the thing to please her as she says you don’t know what you’re looking for. Either that or some kind of vibrator might gently get her into the swing of things.
What the hell. You’re going to give it a go. Buying high quality sex toys will lead to high quality fun and you don’t want to miss out any longer.
